dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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