you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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