the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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