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• (786): View more from Florida

  Thats something to write home to mom about

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  Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm in love with you.

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  huh?

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.

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