if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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