Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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