Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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