If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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