Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
porn star boner night. come get it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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