this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so let's talk penis.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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