when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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