Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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