The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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