I think i sorta joined a cult last night
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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