no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Im part way to drunk.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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