38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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