i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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