My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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