yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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