Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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