he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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