Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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