What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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