I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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