My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Send help, water and tortillas.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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