So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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