I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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