I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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