I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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