God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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