she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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