Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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