Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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