god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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