I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
