"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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