Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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