did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
