Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them