gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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