mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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