Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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