I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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