You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I showed him my bush... on skype.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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