so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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