okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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