Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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