it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i've created a new STD.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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