i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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