Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
