doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Randomize
