1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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