You surviving the open bar?
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There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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It was confusing and full of hummus
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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