I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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