maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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