WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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