Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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