i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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